Monday, 5 October 2015

We have been married for 25years with no quarrel _ Married Man

A man and his wife never fought for 25yrs of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible. He narrated,
"We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25years ago,
and while riding on a horse, my wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down.
She then got up, patted the Horse's back and said 'this is your first time'.
After a while,it happened again.She patted the horse again and said 'this is your second time".
The horse did it again the 3rd time,she brought out a gun and shot the horse dead.
I was so shocked and shouted at her, 'Are you
crazy!' What's wrong with you? Why did you kill the horse?
She gave me a grave look and said this is your first time. Since then.....!😷😷😷😷

Morning lovely people and have a wonderful and stress free day and week ahead ({})

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